Been reading nothing but the Unofficial Guide for the last 5 days and my eyes are bleeding from all the:
When to do this ride/attraction/show: Before 10:30 or after 4:30.
EVERYTHING must be done anytime but between 10:30 and 4:30 !!! What am I supposed to do for 4 HOURS in the middle of the day ??? Eat 6 turkey legs and hope someone close by knows CPR ??? Beg passersby for money so that I can pay for the ridiculously overpriced dessert party I booked ??? Use the Force to make a Stormtrooper clear a standby line for me ???