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That even looks like the same glass. Did you steal one?
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Of course. 
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I’m embarrassed to admit I’ve never been there. Next time!
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Given that the enthusiastic consumption of intoxicating liquors in what is supposed to be a safe, family-oriented enclave is exactly the sort of decadent, coastal-elitist, morally-relativist, louche degeneracy one finds coordinate with larceny, moral perversion, and ultraviolence, it’s entirely realistic to assume that your drinking apparel is the result of enthusiastic and cruel thievery.
This is all likely the result of a shattered, incomplete personality that can only fill its absence of character with tediously attention-seeking displays like this.
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I know 
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