Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me! Scalliwags at th’ World best be makin’ their TPs accordin’ly:
Ye swabs at th’ MK can celebrate by ridin’ PoTC and doin’ CJSPT and APA:TotSS, and ye can even ride PPF as long as ye cheer for Cap’n Hook. Don’t forget to partake o’ th’ Meal at TTSR. Arrr!
Ye lubbers at EP, HS, and AK best be plannin’ to PH to MK, or it’ll be a keel-haulin’ for the lot of ye as there be no piratical activities there, savvy? (But ye can get th’ Meal at TI, VN, and MM)
Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.
Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.
