So excited for another @sanstitre_has_left_the_building trip report. 
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I was going to try and limit my intake of trip reports, but this should prove to be good entertainment.
We’re flying scum class to Frankfurt in June and I’ll be bringing an entire pizza and a bucket of chicken on board to be consumed sans plates and utensils. I plan to throw the bones and crusts into robber baron class. 
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I flew Virgin Airlines once to go to England and it was fantastic. I am glad you went for Premium Economy!
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Does this contradict your Prude name?
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He’s gay. ‘Prude’ gets graded on a curve.
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It only curves if you’re lucky.
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Woohoo! 
Looking forward to following along…
But 26 posts in and noone has been banned yet???
Should I start talking about lady parts and see if I can be first?? 
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And we’re back to peyronie’s disease conversations.
And it needs to curve in the right direction, otherwise it’s just inconvenient.
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Looking forward to your latest adventure! You just can’t stay away from our wonderful country. 
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Also excited that this is a multi person trip report, and glad that DS and DA jumped on this train. Is DP involved?
Yes I know, I left it as is on purpose
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He doesn’t do social media.
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Smart fella!
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This is a train? i thought it was a website!?
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I refer to it as a train because it will soon derail.
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a fine train like this? It’ll never happen!
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So happy this thread is already Uncensored-worthy 
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Like there was any doubt
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The more detailed plan
On arrival day I have booked nothing. We have a big day the next day and so I’m imagining we’ll go to bed at a sensible time. Everyone will be wired on adrenalin — especially DA and DS, who have never been to the US before (DA has never been on a plane before, so I’m actually really looking forward to the flight). I figure we’ll explore HRH and CW. I did think of going to the rooftop bar at the Aventura.
Monday sees an early start with EPA at 8am. I figure we buy Voodoo Donuts the night before, load up with Starbucks at HRH and then boat or walk to IOA. I want to hit my boys in the face hard, so we’ll start with VC. From there to the Castle (DS and I are the HP fans) and FJ, with breakfast at 3B. Then Kong, Spider-Man and Hulk, before circling back round to Hagrid. Followed by HE to Diagon Alley. Lunch at LC, lots of exploring and, of course, Gringott’s. Then over to Bourne, RRR and, finally, Minions before getting in line for the Holiday Tour. If all goes to plan, this will be a Hell Of A First Day.
Tuesday’s plan is less prescriptive. We have breakfast at HRC, then F&F (DA loves the franchise) and HE to IOA (so that we’ve done it both ways). No specific plan for IOA, but we end up at Toothsome’s for lunch. Back to USO for Horror Make-Up Show (for DP), Simpson’s (for DA), Transformers and the Mummy. Then find a spot for the parade, and the Cinematic Celebration. Finally, dinner at Big Fire.
On Wednesday we transfer to ASMo, drop bags off, and Lyft to AK for breakfast at Boma and the wow of AKL. Then to AK, hopping later to MK, featuring dinner at BOG and an 11pm close. Oh, and Enchantment. As my boys aren’t Disney snobs, it will probably blow them away. If Tink doesn’t fly I will have a hissy fit and will be escorted from the park by security.
Thursday starts with breakfast at Kona, then monorail to Epcot. Later on, Skyliner hopping to HS. Dinner at Sci Fi and ending with Fantasmic.
Friday starts with breakfast at WC and the wow of WL, then boat to MK (different modes of transportation is a theme). Hopping to Epcot after the parade, with character dinner at GG, followed by CP (NPH!) and Harmonious.
Saturday begins with breakfast at Ronto Roasters and drinks at Oga’s. We hop to AK in the afternoon before returning to ASMo to change for our “posh dinner” at Citrico’s, featuring the wow of GF.
Sunday weirdly starts with breakfast at IHOP (DA request) and a visit to the real America (Walmart, apparently: also DA request). Then DS for brunch at Raglan Road and a visit to the Christmas Tree Stroll.
And, finally finally, back to MCO.
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Rough trade
So glad that the train is versatile.
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Bloody hell! I can’t wait until Monday. That day is going to be EPIC.
You better not pull a @ryan1 and ditch it for HS 
I know you like it, but have you set his expectations based on what most other people think??
I think the lower the expectations, the better the experience 
(I’m not being wholly disparaging - this is from someone who quite likes it).
Well I guess if you survived death by bacon it was so that this day of food will kill you???
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