So apparently people let their children go #2 in line for Rise:
I mean, I get the urgency of “oh no, we’ve been in line for so long and he has to go,” but…there has to be another way…
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I hope to Jeebus hat Disney is banning the entire family. It’s one thing to have an accident and report it, and another thing entirely to shit on the floor and walk away like nothing happened.
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I’m sorry, but this feels like ITM level journalism. I mean, an article based off a Reddit post?
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Seems like any article based on social interactions is born of a reddit thread these days. I’m not sad to have abandoned that ship.
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It doesn’t matter if it comes from Reddit or Twitter X, Facebook or whatever. This is just one person saying “I saw it, so it must be true” But does said person have any proof of what is being said?
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If it’s said by one rando on the internet and echoed in a shoddily put together “article”, it’s forever enshrined as fact. There will be a presser at the 4-H Club Four Seasons later to prove it.
Quote from the top-notch article
due to the number of people who someone going have gone to the bathroom there.
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CM DD has witnessed parents letting their kids pee in the queue. Only once in 2.5 years though so not sure it counts as a new trend 
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Total Landscaping?
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Heating and Cooling
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For all the right reasons, call Four Seasons!
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Wait they’re based out of Chicago. I thought there were only 2 seasons there. 
and then 
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We have way more than 2!
Spring
Fake Summer
Late Winter
Summer
July 4th early Spring
Second Summer
First winter
Fake Summer
Fall
Frigid Halloween
Balmy Thanksgiving
Winter
Real Winter
Old Man Winter is angry
Fake Spring
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Where’s that 2 foot overnight lake effect snowstorm?
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That’s the angry old man. He can manifest as snow or bitter cold but thankfully not both (usually).
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That one March I was in Chicago. I woke up and my car was buried under that 2 feet of snow, and it was cold as anything!
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I was going to say you forgot construction season, but we really learned to make that a year round activity.
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No doubt, the orange barrels throw on a winter coat and stay put lol.
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Oh, you mean the state weed of Ohio? 
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Holy crap! We’re going this upcoming week and if I see anything like this, s_it will fly.
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