Memes and Jokes (Part 1)

Leave it and go! Find a guest services umbrella when you’re there.

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What a fabulous idea :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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A construction company sign on a building in the downtown Sanra Barbara area :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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What say you?

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Jeff Goldblum

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Ew

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Jeff Goldblum and Ew do not go together!!

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Blocked and reported. :rofl:

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With apologies to @Shmebulock
@ScottFL May have a point. :sunglasses:

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I don’t see anything to apologise for there!! :star_struck::rofl:

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Agree

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I was initially going to say you could pick an actor in a TV ad.
Recognizable but not really a celebrity.
But still… we’re talking used shoes…

So I’d say your garden variety, upper minor league professional athlete.
Unlike the extremely mediocre and ephemeral ad actor, the almost rookie is starting out on a trajectory that could make the shoes collectible & that potential might offset the grossness.
Presuming you’re into game worn jerseys etc.

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They tend to sweat :nauseated_face:

Nope :nauseated_face::nauseated_face:

Best and worst bit of the match is when they all strip off, but then put on someone else’s sweaty t-shirt :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::see_no_evil::see_no_evil:

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Honestly, I wouldn’t pay extra for the Queen’s shoes. I doubt she’s my size.

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I know I’ve missed something here, but I don’t even want to know :wink:

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It’s just this:

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oh… ok… I did see that. I think the queen has pretty large feet though. @ryan1 should try them :wink:

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According to the internet she wears a size 4 (UK). And the internet doesn’t lie.

I also discovered that the Queen has staff members break in her shoes, so by the time she wears them someone else has already worn them in. I wonder if the original meme poster took this into account.

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some of this is TMI. and a size 4… .how… what’s that in USA shoe size I wonder?

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