Memes and Jokes (Part 1)

[vcka]

[OBNurseNH]

Everyone knows it’s counterclockwise.

If they don’t know they have no business trying to stir

[vcka]

I thought that was common knowledge; amateurs!

[93111tink]

[DreamfindersGhost]

Love the LSD one!!

[ryan1]

Mixing metaphors is for amateurs. I prefer to mix my similes…it’s like leading a horse to water, and then wanting a glass of milk to go with it.

[vcka]

… but if you give a mouse a cookie…

[lizzieanne771]

You know it’s true!!

[LTinNC82]

[missoverexcited]

[GreyingMouser]

Well you know how it is, you can’t lead your horse to water and eat it too.

[DreamfindersGhost]

you can’t lead your horse to water and eat it too.

Only the French, or so I’ve heard.

[vcka]

You can’t have your Kate and Edith too.

[DreamfindersGhost]

can’t have your Kate and Edith too.

Made me look.

[vcka]

OMG do you think I can get off call lists this way?!?

[lizzieanne771]

I have a friend who would answer and then when they said “How are you today?” He would say “I am so glad you called. My dog died, and my best friend is out of town so I have no one to talk to about how much I miss Petey! He was the best dog ever…” and most of them would have hung up by then.

[vcka]

I told a newspaper sales person once that I couldn’t read. They were silent for a really long time. Apologized and hung up.

[vcka]

[LTinNC82]

That recipe one speaks to me on a deep level

[missoverexcited]