The last one is just really brings it all home! 
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I don’t think we use the term spherical bastard enough.
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I mean then yes cuz she’s worked her butt off so much she’s too tired to remember names. 
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My friend teaser her mom all the time about her name. Apparently it is officially “Jerri” but by all intentions was supposed to be “Jeri”. Back then, the mother filled out the forms for the birth certificate by hand and she was a little loopy. My friend was delivered in an emergency situation. It didn’t come to light that her name was actually Jerri until she when to apply for a learners permit 
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I remember giving my daughter an unconnected controller when she was 2/3 and wanted to play with the older family members. But by the time she was 8 she could stomp me!
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That was me with my daughter with go-carts. Finally one year on vacation I caved and slowed down letting her pass. Till this day she still thinks she beat me.
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