My DH is the binfluencer of the street!
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Your ex’s name is Russell Stover? 
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Based on this one, I asked Google Gemini to create some swear words, they were mostly trying too hard.
Then I asked it to create a more specific word or phrase and it did a pretty good job!
Although I would be careful to enunciate well when using item #2, and #4 might make people snicker. 
The answers:
This specific brand of “expertise” is a hallmark of the modern era, so the term should sound a bit synthetic and shallow.
Here are a few options depending on the “vibe” of the person you’re describing:
The Top Pick: “Scroll-Scholar”
This is the cleanest and most direct. It implies their “degree” comes from an infinite scroll rather than a library or actual experience.
“He’s giving medical advice again? Don’t listen to him, he’s just a scroll-scholar.”
Other Strong Contenders
1. Feed-Fed (adj.)
Describes someone whose entire personality and worldview are spoon-fed to them by an algorithm.
- Usage: “She isn’t actually informed; she’s just feed-fed.”
2. Clip-Lit (adj. / n.)
Short for “Clip Literate.” This person has watched the 30-second TikTok summary but hasn’t read the article or the book. They have the “spark notes” of a spark note.
- Usage: “Careful, he’s clip-lit on macroeconomics because of one podcast highlight he saw.”
3. Algo-Expert (n.)
Someone who thinks that because their “For You Page” shows them the same three talking points, those points must be absolute universal truths.
- Usage: “I tried to explain the nuance, but he went full algo-expert on me.”
4. Thumb-Deep (adj.)
A play on “knee-deep.” It suggests their knowledge only goes as deep as the distance their thumb travels to refresh a page.
- Usage: “His understanding of the geopolitical situation is thumb-deep at best.”
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Whales evolving to move on land would be terrifying!
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I kinda wish! No, I just blame them and Hallmark for what Valentine’s Day is now. It’s madness and I really think we should focus all our energy with doing away with Valentine’s Day all together 
I mean, maybe they would be useful. They can reach high things. I bet they would be pretty strong too. They’d probably work for chum as well. 
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Yes, this is my fav.
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This is my favorite.
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Just say no (to AI slop)
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Fuuuuuuudge. That’s hard. I can’t. It’d be like that movie about the Jews when they put God on trial for his treatment of Jews during the holocaust in a concentration camp. One parents story was the nazi asked him to pick one of his children and someone asked “who’d you pick” and he said “who would you have picked”. That’s an impossible choice.
Spoiler: God lost
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It was called “God on Trial”
It was based on a play by Eli Wiesel called “The Trial of God.” I don’t think he personally witnessed it, it was just shared to him by a prisoner transferred from another camp, and he later dramatized what he was told
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I would need more rest stops.
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John Coffey says he’s ready to go so I choose Thomas.
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