Continuing the discussion from Memes and Jokes (Part 3):
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
1: No - Dwight would probably have brought something gross from the farm to eat, and I might get caught in the crossfire of a prank
2: No - Andy would try way too hard to befriend me, and Gabe would also try to butt in (he’s a creepy weirdo)
3: No - Kevin would fart up the seat, and Creed would steal from my bag the moment i let my guard down
4: No - Angela would find something to complain about, and Pam’s not as charming as she thinks she is
9: Pass - do i need a reason?
8: This is a difficult one; on the one hand, Ryan and Kelly would probably ping pong between fighting and making out. However, like with Darryl, she might throw herself at me to make Ryan jealous
7: Lean towards no – it really depends on which Jan we’re dealing with. Before Michael ruined her life, she and Oscar might be able to cancel out his obnoxiousness. Afterwards, she’s too crazy.
6: No - Old, out of shape, and open with their PDA. Also, Phyllis apparently rivals Kevin in flatulence.
That leaves the only safe choice:
SEAT #5 STANLEY HUDSON
He’d either sleep or sit quietly doing his puzzles the entire time. Also, I’m from Florida, so maybe i can bring out his fun side