I missed posting this yesterday, when it was International Childfree Day. A good friend shared this.
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For the record, Sauron was never truly gone as long as the One Ring still existed. It took him thousands of years to get back to full power, but it was eventually going to happen.
Palpatine, however, returned for a Fortnite event.
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Is a taco a sandwich?
Is lasagna a layer cake?
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Yes and yes.
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@katielouhou I thought of you when I posted this earlier today. I’m not sure you’ve seen it yet.
I missed posting this yesterday, when it was International Childfree Day. A good friend shared this.
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that’s awesome
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My friend does not ever want children, and is part of a like-minded Facebook group. She often posts witty humor, of all kinds.
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Injuries: two weekends ago I sat by my pool eating a sandwich. Just eating a regular sandwich in the usual way. And I pulled something in my back. Felt a pop. Hurt for like 5 days! And it wasn’t even as I was bringing the sandwich to my mouth, but as I sat still chewing a bite!
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50 is the new 80 
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I was holding a book. The old fashioned kind. Reading. Put it down to do some chore or other and the joint at the base of my thumb hurt like the dickens. And did so for about 3 days. Couldn’t even hold stuff like while cooking supper.
And then I’ll do something like slam into a door jamb and think, that’ll leave a mark. And nothin. Not a bruise or tiny sore spot or anything. 
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Excellent. Every one. 
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I LOLed at the La Croix part. 
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He is so right, Coke Zero and Diet Coke are not the same.
It’s so weird to call any fizzy drink Coke.
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