I never added my most recent breakdown!
We got majorly stuck in Pirates of the Caribbean last summer. After maybe 5-10 minutes they turned on the lights and turned off the music, but the animatronics were still chuffing along (which was surprisingly eerie) in blissful silence for another 5-10 minutes or so. After everything stopped (and I got a quick snapchat video, with a dumb joke about Pirates meets Frozen before CMs waded out and scolded people for taking photos ) they proceeded to drag each boat to an area where we could step out onto the scenery and walk off backstage.
We emerged from the building all the way at the back, in an area that looked like the backside of a strip mall, and were led on a fairly long walk around to a fence that opened onto Adventureland, just to the right of Pirates. They gave us FPs (good until the end of the month), water, frozen lemonades and Mickey bars (which left a huge mess on the concrete there, since there were dozens of us and it was about 95°) and the ride eventually opened later that evening.