Clean up, aisle 9. And 10. And 11.
That frightens me - on several levels.
Iāve lived here 13 months and Iāve yet to have a cart with four moving wheels and no list to the side. And only 60% of the time can you get the cart inside the building.
But they still have the cheapest toilet paper in town and I have six kids.
I have probably been inside a Walmart 2 or 3 times in the last 5 years.
The reasons have nothing to do with the carts. Itās like entering all 8 of Danteās circles at once.
I used to never get the Walmart hate.
Til we moved.
I avoid.
And let me tell you: northern MI Walmart after 10pm is an experience. Northern MI has their own particular brand of redneckā¦ the kind that have evolved to survive both -30Ā°f in winter and 98Ā°f with 70Ā° humidity and no a/c in the summer. That does things to people.
They evolve into their own emotional support animals?
You know, with the way some of these guys stroke their massive beards you might be in to something.
Nah, facial hair doesnāt do it for me
Iām so glad you said beards.
If Iād said snowblowers that would be weird, and some of the people who never lived in the land of the yeti would be like āwhatās a snowmoblower? that sounds dirty!ā and Iād get a bad reputation.
Same.
Exactly.
And youād be in good company
My phone has consistently corrected on to in since yesterday, and itās made for some awkward exchanges.
Yep. Now you understand.
Iāll bet. You should get in that.
Good thing it isnāt the reverse. Youād sit in the toilet