Do we really need this many lightsabers? trip report March 2 -12

Day Ten – Hollywood Studios

Our last full day! I woke up sad because despite being very tired and really missing vegetables I was not ready to go home!

The day before we had asked what everybody’s number one priority was for the day – B had said getting to fly the Millennium Falcon again, W wanted to do Rise again (grrr, hadn’t planned to pay for that a second time), Jay wanted Tower of Terror, and I wanted another ride on Slinky. So this morning we’d swapped responsibilities, knowing that Rise would change times on us, because I’d had more practice. 6:59:59, GO! I picked a 10am time for Rise and ended up with 10:10am, and Jay had snagged an 8:30! Almost TOO early, which is a real “my diamond shoes are too tight” problem.

So with that accomplished we packed up and headed out to the bus stop. We somehow chose the world’s slowest line to get in – people were streaming into the park and our line was just not moving. We thought maybe it was just our perception until we realized that no, the other lines were almost gone and we were still like 20 people back. So we hopped into a different line which, obviously, then stopped moving. Is there anything worse than looking up ahead and seeing the cast member at the tapstile’s hand go up? It was so frustrating. But eventually we made it in and headed to Mickey and Minnie’s Runaway Railroad, since that had worked out so well for us last time. In retrospect, this was a mistake and we should have gone to Tower of Terror, but I didn’t realize.

We headed back into Toy Story Land, thinking maybe we could repeat our last day and hop onto Slinky, but the line was enormous – I checked the app and it was down. Weirdly Alien Swirling Saucers seemed to have a pretty solid line but Midway Mania was a walk-on so we walked on, and then did it a second time for good measure – disappointingly and for the first time this trip Jay beat me on this second round, but for the first time (possibly ever in his life?) W beat B so he was extremely excited about that (so excited that B was getting upset and we had to have a bit of a “Ok, I know, but he’s never beaten you before and remember you’ve won every other game this whole trip so let’s just let him be a bit of a sore winner plus your accuracy score was higher” etc. management chat).

On one of our rides through Midway we had been chatting with the cast member there – W had desperately wanted to use a blue gun and we’d gotten the yellow/green cars every time so we asked if we could wait, and while we chatted she mentioned that Slinky at night was amazing. We were kind of like “Ok, good to know, but our LL for it has already opened, so….”

But when we left, Slinky was still down and had converted into an anytime, so I booked Millennium Falcon for that afternoon to check B’s #1 choice off the list. Alien Swirling Saucers still had long line so we headed past it and into Batuu. First up – a Ronto Wrap, because W had been desperate to eat at “the restaurant where the guy is cooking his food on a space ship”. Neither of the kids would try the actual wrap but they really enjoyed hanging out in the space.

Next up, we wanted to try out something new that I’d seen suggested in @DisneyDayDreamin’s trip report, which I had powered through that morning when I woke up at 5am – playing datapads! We’d been having a lot of fun with the Toy Story games on Play Disney Parks – they’d gotten us through a number of lines and waits in restaurants – but hadn’t branched out from that, so we decided to see what we could find. I set B and I up for a mission where we had to find access panels and hack them, and Jay set up one on his phone where you had to try to decode crates, and we had a blast wandering around the area scanning things, making lights beep and boop, etc. Multiple people asked us what we were doing and were equally delighted when we explained it, so that was fun.

Also during our wander through the marketplace looking for crates and access panels W spent the last of his money on a stuffed Tooka-cat, which is actually really cool – it makes all sorts of purring/hissing/meowing noises when you pet it and we currently enjoy tormenting our actual cats with it.

Then it was time for our second trip through Rise – interestingly we had a different experience this time, we must have been on the other track! On our previous day our car had lifted up and we’d been spotted by a Stormtrooper in the driving bay of an AT-AT, this time we wove through their legs – I didn’t realize there were such different options!

Once we landed we grabbed some more blue milk and did some more datapads for a while, and then headed over to catch the Indiana Jones show. I had, a bit earlier, discovered that LLs were going much more quickly this day than our previous day – I hadn’t been able to get anything on Tower of Terror even though it was only 11am, so I’d booked another round of TSMM for the afternoon. Then, despite arriving at 11:45 for a noon Indy show, there was a castmember holding a sign that said Standing Room Only! This is the point at which I realized this day was a lot busier than our previous day – the ToT standby line was at 130 minutes! We were going to just head back to the resort but the kids had been all amped up to do something. They looked around, saw the theatre for Vacation Short, and said “Can we do that?” Sure we can! We JUST missed a show so we were literally the only people waiting for a few minutes but before long we were in the theatre.

That was ADORABLE! Totally worth the time. Also I finally understand the potato references. But really cute, would for sure do it again. At that point we headed back to the resort to try to get started on packing, take a break, and go for a swim.

Also, my husband and I needed to do COVID tests. The kids, luckily, had gotten COVID a few weeks earlier (luckily because the rules from Canada are that if you have proof of a positive PCR between 10 and 180 days old you’re exempt from testing in that time) but despite our literal best efforts Jay and I didn’t get sick. Happily shortly before we left the Canadian government changed the return requirements from PCR to rapid tests so we’d ordered some from Switch Health and we needed to log into their website and take them under supervision.

I hadn’t thought about this all trip but as we headed back to the hotel I started to get really nervous – what if we had COVID? So I’d packed some rapid tests and I took one just to put my mind at ease. Then we discovered that had we needed to, this test would have been easy to fake, if you had been so inclined. I DEFINITELY did not try that hard to get a good swab, and then dipping them into the liquid wasn’t even done on screen, it would have been super easy to fake that part and just drip plain – saline? whatever it is – onto the test strip! We didn’t, but luckily we also didn’t have COVID, so phew. That worry off our list, we set about convincing the kids to go in the pool. They were bizarrely salty about it but eventually said “Listen, mom and dad want to go to the pool so we’re all going, I don’t care if you go in or not but you are coming to sit by the pool.” They agreed on the condition that we went to the quiet pool so whatever, let’s do this thing.

We acquired some drinks and tricked the kids into the pool (“hey, I wonder if your baby yoda toy floats?”) and before long they were having a fantastic time. I had my most frustrating Genie Plus experience of the trip at this point – we had a 7pm Swirling Saucers LL. I was looking at the app and saw that there was a 5:40pm one available so I cancelled the 7pm one, went to book the other, by the time I clicked through it was gone, I got the same 7pm time back, but it reset my 2 hour clock. Curse you Genie Plus why are you like this?!?!?!

Slightly too late, I realized that my afternoon plans were….let’s say overly ambitious? In the sense that I had a 3:45 TSMM LL, a 3:55 MFSR LL, and we wanted to be at the 4:30 Indy show, which I’d planned to get a LL for but now couldn’t, as the resetting of my 2 hour clock meant that I wouldn’t be eligible in time. So we called an Uber to go back to HS, realizing that this wasn’t going to work and doing some math in my head. Zoomed over to Toy Story Land and got on Midway Mania, but it was up and down and took longer than expected, so by the time we got off it was 4:20. I left the family and did some Olympic-quality speedwalking over to Indy to try to save seats, and literally as I walked up the cast member put up the Standing Room only sign. So I’m standing at the back, scanning the crowd to see if there’s anything, when I realize the bench directly in front of me is one of the “wheelchair friends and family” bench, the wheelchair spot at the end of it is occupied by a woman, but the bench is empty. So I asked hopefully if there’s any way she would let me and my family temporarily join her party and sit with her? And she said sure, no problem! It was an incredibly lucky break as they were literally the last seats available in the space plus they were right at the back, allowing us to duck out the second the show ended, race over to Batuu, and try to hop onto MFSR before our grace period 15 minutes ran out!

Ah, Disney math is so ridiculous.

Anyway a few minutes later my family arrived and joined me, and it ended up being an excellent vantage point. The kids loved the show just as much as they had the previous time, which – obviously a bunch of explosions is right up their alley but I was really thrilled by how into it they got! And then as planned we jumped up the minute they called cut and raced out of there.

When we got to Millennium Falcon, though, we had to explain to the rider swap cast member our problem – we were technically outside the limits of our LL (“the Indiana Jones show was longer than we realized!”) and we knew that we could still tap in but we were worried it would use our Slinky anytime. She sent us over to talk to the “coordinators” who said yes, it WOULD use our anytime and they didn’t want us to have to deal with that, so just escorted Jay and B onto the ride and said when they got off to come find them again and they’d do the same for B and I. We hadn’t necessarily planned to go back to back but they were being so nice and accommodating that we didn’t want to push it so figured this would work. So W and I headed out to scan some more access panels and watch the Stormtroopers, and then when Jay and B got back from being pilots B and I headed back in for our turn. At this point B had had been a gunner once and a pilot twice and he’d expressed interest in being the engineer and luckily, that’s what we got assigned. I once again discovered that being the engineer is kind of boring and also makes me much more motion sick than being the pilot, but whatever, we turned in our cargo and B was happy that he’d gotten to try everything.

From there there was a bit of a back and forth about where we were going to get dinner but it was all cleared up when I realized that B thought we were talking about going back to Ronto Roasters when I was actually talking about Docking Bay 7. For reasons completely unknown to me now I got the Batuuan Beef, Jay got the Smoked Kaadu pork ribs, and we got the pasta rings for the kids – W gobbled them up, but B only wanted French fries, although he ate a little bit. We also got the Outpost Puff, which was delicious. It was nice in Docking Bay 7, I especially enjoyed having actual cutlery! The only downside is that the family sitting next to us (and we were in one of the little nooks, so fairly cut off from the rest of the restaurant) had a youngish kid (4?) who wasn’t interested in eating and a Dad who thought the best way to get her to eat was to constantly narrate, in a cartoony voice and to the tune of Do you Want to Build a Snowman, everything that was happening. It was, to put it mildly, very annoying. I have kids, you do what you have to do, but think about the people around you who maybe don’t want 30 minutes of Olaf impression.

We didn’t really have much planned at this point, so we popped into Muppets. B still wanted French fries so we mobile ordered from Backlot Express (and threw another Wookiee cookie in for good measure!) but when we walked past Star Tours W said he wanted to go on it again so he and Jay did that while B and I went to eat fries.

Looped back around to Toy Story Land for our Saucers LL – we’d never done it at night and it was cool with all the flashing lights! And then rounded out our trip with Slinky after dark, which was as cool as this morning’s cast member had told us. I hadn’t realized it had lights under the track that changed colour as the coaster went past them! What an amazing detail!

We had REALLY hoped we’d be able to get onto ToT at the end of the night but it had stubbornly stuck at 130 minutes – I felt so bad, it was Jay’s main request, but I did offer to take the kids home and let him stay to ride it and he said no. As usual W was asleep by the time we got back to the hotel but B still, incredibly, had some energy to burn so he and Jay took lightsabers down to the beach for a little late-night battling before we turned in for our last sleep of our vacation.

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What a fabulous way to end the trip!

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What’s worse is when you are the one causing the problem and it happens every single day of your trip. That was me in September. I would suggest to people behind me that they might want a different line. Rest of the Fab Four would be in the park waiting for me to finally get out of tapstile jail.

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Is it like this one? My nephew in law called it a Loth Cat? Now I’ve gone down a Tooka Cat rabbit hole … or cat hole. So Tooka is the larger species (cat) and Loth is a specific breed (Himalayan)?

That darn cat was so much fun! I could not stop petting it and making it purr!

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It’s exactly that one and yes, it’s so much fun and shockingly realistic sounding.

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Yikes, when I started writing this I did not anticipate it taking this long, nor did I anticipate ending up with a THIRTY TWO PAGE word document - whoops. But here we are, at long last:

Day eleven – Animal Kingdom

Originally, we had a 9pm flight out so planned to spend most of the day in Magic Kingdom before heading to the airport. Then our 10pm flight got cancelled and we got moved to a 6pm flight which, while technically better in terms of “not trying to deplane in Toronto at midnight with two sleeping kids” logistics, meant we were spending the morning/early afternoon in the Magic Kingdom – still fine. Then Bennett got very very obsessed with the idea of earning all the badges in the Wilderness Explorer book and really really wanted to go back to Animal Kingdom, so we switched our park reservation.

Then we woke up to grey clouds, strong winds, a 100% chance of rain, and a tornado warning. Um…yikes.

Jay and I talked and debated and thought about if there was a way we could buy Bennett’s willingness to change his mind, but ultimately decided whatever, we had raincoats, and we’d go for it. So we threw the last of the stuff into bags, got everything dropped off with bell services, and at 8:30 were waiting at the bus stop having serious second (third?) thoughts – it was so grey and so windy, the palm trees were bent double. We asked Bennett how important this was to him and he said it was VERY important, though, so Animal Kingdom was a go.

The first stop was the first gift shop we could find to buy ponchos, just in case, figuring that if it started to rain we wanted to be prepared. From there, the plan was to head first to the Gorilla Falls trail, because there were badges up there we hadn’t gotten, and complete that while waiting for the first train to Rafiki’s. On the way through Discovery Island Jay took a relatively brief, for Disney, detour into Starbucks and the boys and I pressed on.

Worked our way through the trail, finding the two outstanding badges as well as getting a chance to see a TEENY baby gorilla clinging to it’s mom’s (I assume) leg as the mom just casually walked around the enclosure, it was so sweet – I love gorillas so this was a real high point for me. We finished up our loop – I always forget how cool these walking trails are! – and then ducked right next door to hop on the first train of the morning over to the Conservation Station.

I don’t know why I’m surprised, it’s Disney, but this train was also so great! The styling and theming of it was totally delightful and it was so fun to ride facing out, in the open air. Although I wish there was a little more to see on the trip, that kind of feels like a missed opportunity. But anyway. It was starting to drizzle when we got off the train so we headed up the path, grabbing another badge or two on the way, and arrived at the main building. The boys wanted to go into the petting zoo but, even though there were people inside it, they told us they were closing up because of the incoming weather, which the boys were confused about, not understanding why some people were already in but they weren’t allowed to go in, even for a few minutes. Regardless, we headed inside.

It was cool in there! Big and bright, lots of giant disgusting bugs to look at, and hardly any people, which was nice. We got the last two badges, completing the book – Mission accomplished, hooray! Outside it had started to really pour so we spent some time looking at the different creatures and talking to the lady making up the food portions for the aviaries. After some time, the veterinary – clinic? Room? Whatever it’s called, it’s set up so that you can watch what they’re doing in there, and they were doing an eye exam on a large toad, so that was fun for the kids to watch – it was being filmed for National Geographic for season 2 of, I assume, that Animal Kingdom show?

It was still really raining hard so we went over to do the Animation Experience. This was a bit of a gamble because W is a real perfectionist about his art but also not yet 6 so as I expected, it ended with him getting very grumpy and crumpling his paper – luckily an eagle-eyed cast member spotting him and offered him some crayons and colouring pages, which was much more up his alley. They were featuring the Fab 5 so we drew Pluto – it was a great way to kill a half hour. And by the time this was over the rain has mainly stopped so we grabbed some snacks from the vending machine and headed back to the train.

In general, I would highly recommend the Conservation Station as a place to wait out a rainstorm!

Once we took the train back we were able to walk right next door and hop onto the Safari with about a 10 minute wait – lucky timing for us! It was another great safari, with some great views of the giraffes in particular, and driving through the giant mud puddles was pretty exciting for the kids.

It was lunch timeish, and we hadn’t been to Satu’li Canteen on this trip, so we mobile ordered some food and headed over there. I have to agree with @sanstitre_has_left_the_building – the cheeseburger pods are gross. The grilled chicken bowl was excellent, though, and either way it’s always nice to have the places that are different.

It was starting to get pretty chilly so we headed back to the front of the park to catch a bus back, stopping for one last family photo, and set about the business of leaving – changing into jeans and hoodies (it was getting so cool that that was actually a relief!), retrieving our bags, etc.

Our flight had been delayed 40 minutes, but since we’d been cutting it a little tight with our pickup time of 3pm for a 6:10pm flight that actually seemed like a good thing. Then our driver went to the wrong resort – apparently the message that we had a split stay hadn’t been passed along and he went to CBR, so we got that sorted out. Then there was a TON of traffic getting into MCO, I guess the morning’s storm had delayed a lot of flights so a lot of people were showing up at once. It also took over an hour to check-in at WestJet, and then we had to get through security, where we discovered that the wooden sword B bought in China is considered a “replica weapon” and was confiscated by the TSA. SO frustrating, and B was so upset, and I get it but also it’s completely stupid because it’s obviously not a weapon. They gave us the option of going back out and checking it (it wouldn’t fit in the suitcase, which was why we were carrying it on) but by this point we’d spent two hours in various lines and we would have actually missed our flight, so they just took it. Fairly heartbreaking for my little boy, I wish there was some sort of warning about this when they sold it to you.

Finally through security and into the airport, decided to grab something quick at Starbucks, which took more than an hour! MCO is such a nightmare. Also our flight got pushed back some more. Jay showed up with food about five minutes before we had to board so we speed-ate some sandwiches and settled in for the flight. Uneventful flight, difficulties with the baggage belt when we landed (some bags came out, then it stopped running for about 20 minutes and there was an announcement that it had jammed, then a few more bags came, then it stopped again for a while), it was midnight before we found the car (so cold! I did not expect it to be still so cold!) and headed home, sad that the trip was over but happy to be reunited with the puppy.

Final thoughts:

Genie plus wasn’t as tough as I was expecting, but, obviously, there are hassles about it that there just don’t need to be! I get it, they used the FPP system for park reservations, it’s just…needlessly difficult. The inability to modify, the 7am of it all…

I missed having Photopass. This was the first trip we hadn’t used it and I missed having the nice family shots, I missed the magic shots, I missed being in the photos.

I love Animal Kingdom so much more than I did before. Also I love the Skyliner, next time maybe a Riviera/Poly split?

I also missed the dining plan. I don’t think we would have saved any money, but by 2/3 of the way through the trip I was starting to tally up how much we were spending on food and it was affecting my choices. I missed having the money already spent and just saying yes to everything (even to myself!).

We won’t go back next year, although I’m sad about it – it’s so much fun, and I honestly really love all the planning and researching and thinking about it. But it’s too much money to do every year, and I know we could do it cheaper but I don’t really want to. As for the year after that, right now I think yes but I’m not sure whether some time and space from the magic will change my mind – we’ll have to see.

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Great report! I’m sorry about the sword being confiscated.

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Wow, that’s so exciting! I’ve never seen anything happening in that room - though I haven’t been out there that many times either. And I love, love, love that AK show so happy to hear it’s coming back with a new season.

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So sad they confiscated the sword. That’s not a magical way to end the trip, for sure. At least no light sabers were lost!

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Ha, B couldn’t understand that - “Why is my sword a weapon but my lightsaber isn’t?” He and W then started working on a plan to “overthrow” the TSA, which has me concerned about what they’re watching on tv.

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:100: I almost missed a flight in October (and was there the recommended two hours early) and hence bought Clear for my upcoming two trips this summer. It’s just not worth that stress to me. I sure as heck didn’t buy it for my local airport where I never wait more than 20 minutes (Austin). MCO is AWFUL!!!

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Glad you enjoyed using the datapads!

Finally caught up on your trip book, I mean report ;). Really enjoy your family’s style and your writing. Such a great read.
Loved seeing your husband handle no ToT like an adult (parental sacrifices, right?) and get that cool solo Star Wars time with your son on the beach later that night. Those little moments are the things I often remember most from vacations.
You’re also convincing me to go big on our next trip (2023 or 2024) because of the way you all flexed in great ways throughout the trip.

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Thank you! I really do love long trips, especially with kids this age, there’s so much less stress to get everything done.

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