Monorail for sale!
I couldn't split that with anyone, because if I bought it, then I'd never leave my monorail. Of course, that would be a good thing, because if I paid that price, then I'd also have to live in it.
I asked my wife, she said "Why, it's broken?" Not sure how much that changes its usefulness...
Yeah, 'cause you probably already had a couple miles of monorail track in your back yard, so you wouldn't want to pay extra to get the thing running again.
I want that!