I'm sorry - but you need to leave the boards now!! Pirates is a classic that must be ridden or your trip doesn't count!!!
In all actuality - there hasn't been a significant enough of a change in YEARS. It is always 99% the same. Although we love it - I can understand others that don't. I love C of Progress - however my family won't do it so I forgo it. We did Astro orbiters instead - which I didn't think was worth even the small wait. Was a bit cool as we did it at night - but I didn't think it was worth my time.
We all have them.